Posts Tagged ‘Masochistic’

Running Bugs Me

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

Chicken invented endorphinBugs, they’re everywhere. As we run, our mouths wide open, scooping up as much air as humanly possible, bugs find the pipeline that starts with our mouth irresistible. Interestingly most people have an issue with bugs. At first sight most go into a fit of rage, jumping and waving our hands typically ending with the death of the creature. Why are we so afraid?

As runners, we encounter many of our winged friends. Some simply bounce off of our foreheads while other less fortunate actually enter our bodies. Intentional or not, our instinct is to get them out as fast as possible. On a rational level, why do we resist a little added protein to our diet? We eat flesh all the time. The ideal of catching fish and eating it soon after is considered perfection by many. The fact that the fish probably enjoyed eating it’s favourite bug a few minutes before it found our hook doesn’t seem to be an issue.

Running in Alberta, the roads at dusk always left my chest and face covered in little black flies. Running too slow gave them an opportunity to land and indulge in some of my blood. I think of it as a great motivator, run or be eaten. With my mouth open, I even had the opportunity to sample a few of them before I became dinner. I think of it as the cycle of life.

There is always “the one that got away“. True to any self respecting fish tale, my comparable bug story involved a hornet at English Bay in Vancouver last summer. Towards the end of a long run, fatigue running high, I could see a bug in the distance. Flying perpendicular to me, our paths were sure to cross. In slow motion, the bug turned in a wide arch heading strait towards me. My mouth open, what are the chances it would fly strait in? Apparently 100%, to my shock my head was filled with a buzzing sound.

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Hills to Run

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

I love running hills. There just happens to be a few races that have hills. Just about every cross country race has hills and the ultra-marathons (anything over 42km) seems to have them by default. If you happen to have masochistic tendencies it helps as well.

Silva Nortica marathon 2010  start

Silva Nortica marathon 2010 start. I'm the one in yellow with the blue cap.

Perspective seems like a good thing to mention in this discussion. When I say “hills”, perhaps some think of little ups and downs on the road. I mean elevation changes in general. Elevation changes over the course of a race, typically measured in hundreds of metres, sometimes thousands. It’s rare that a city marathon has even the slightest elevation change with event sales pitches talking of “flat and fast”. There are a few hilly road marathons that I have on my wish list but in general it’s all about going as fast as possible. Hills don’t lend well to a fast race.

I recently ran my first cross country marathon, the Silva Nortica. My finish time was 5:02 which put me very close to the back of the pack of 20 contestants. Something to note about cross country and ultra races in general, they’re small. There’s often not a lot of fane fare to the events and not many contestants.  Five hours is not impressive in the city marathon realm where they’re typically tens of thousands of runners, actually it’s not impressive in cross country either but still a milestone for me. In my limited experience, I would call Silva Nortica the hardest and the most proud of a race I’ve run to date.

42 kilometers across the Czech and Austrian country side in the Silva race made my last marathon, the Prague International Marathon seem easy. The distance was the same but the effort necessary wasn’t even close. I’ll provide details on my Silva Nortica run in a later post, for now I’ll describe it simply as “kick ass” in more ways than my bum is willing to mention at this time.

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Fingers and Toes, My Running Casualities

Thursday, June 10th, 2010
Footxray

Foot X-Ray

I like to call it “full contact running“; it’s the toll that running takes on our extremities. Who knew that running would be so hard on those little bits of our body that help us wander down our running paths? According to Martin King of Independent Minds, there’s 41 280 steps in running a typical marathon. That’s 20 640 “thumps” to our toes. If your shoes fit poorly, even in the slightest way the results are typically a blister, perhaps some blood or a toe nail turning black and ultimately falling off.

To the casual observer, the sight of a broken finger or blacked or missing toenail seems extreme. To a runner, it’s all just a part of the process. A process that’s been in the making for millions of years.

Relative to other primates, we have very short toes. They might even seem useless as we can’t pickup or hold anything with them. Apparently, having short toes does make us exceptional runners. But what’s the point of being able to run when our top speed still makes us pray to some of the other running animals in the Savannah – Leopards run upwards of 80km/hr over short distances.

Born to Run

Born to Run by Christopher McDougall

According to the story told in “Born to Run“, a recent book by Christopher McDougall, the secret to our short toes and general appetite for meat is our ability to sustain running over great distances. We have a unique ability to keep ourselves cool and thus can run far greater distances than all of our potential prey. We simply run our food down. Sure, they sprint away but after a few repeats the human, covered in sweat, runs up to the poor antelope who’s passed out from exhaustion and we simply “bop” them over the head – steak anyone?

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Prague International Marathon 2010

Saturday, June 5th, 2010
Prague International Marathon, 2010

Prague International Marathon, 2010 - Looking a little worst for wear, knee bleeding but still going strong.

I’ve been slow posting my experience of running the Prague International Marathon. I do have a few excuses but in general it’s more the result of just wanting to write about new stuff, thoughts and where my mind currently is wandering in the running realm. Perhaps the most justifiable excuse, the race took place only a week after arriving in the Czech Republic from Taiwan. The jet lag was killing me combined with a general lack of sleep. For future reference, I hope to give myself at least a few weeks in an event location before my race. The results and general “happiness level” are certainly reflected in the results after an adjustment of sleep and finding a new rhythm.

Prague was my second running of a full marathon. Truth be told, my it was my first real running of the event. Last year, at my first, the Toronto Water Front Marathon, I took Carla’s advice and ran specific distances with walking breaks – two kilometers with 30 second walks. It was wise advice as I was uncertain about how to run 42km. My experience and training to date were at most in the 30km range, I was unclear about my pacing and the proverbial “wall” that many talk of.

On the ?? Bridge, close to our hotel and on the way to the start of the Prague International marathon.

On the Charles Bridge, close to our hotel and on the way to the start of the Prague International marathon.

Soon after the half marathon cut off in the Toronto race, participants started to “drop like flies“. People were on the sidewalks puking and rolling around in pain – no exaggerations, really! I certainly wasn’t feeling that bad but it did plant some fear in me. I was wandering off into the unknown, my only goal was to finish, with grace and style. There was no way I was going to puke!

My Toronto Waterfront, 2009 run ended up being too much on the conservative side. I finished the race at 4:29:20 with a smile on my face and no real sense of pain or pushing myself. Within hours, I was feeling 100% and ready to go running again?!? A very different experience from my first half-marathon a year earlier at the same event, more on this later.

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Full Contact Running

Thursday, April 29th, 2010
New Orleans graves

On the way to the city park from the French Quarter I discovered this grave yard.

A recent trip to New Orleans allowed me to participate in my favourite pastime of exploring new surroundings through running. When playing tourist, I loathe the preplanned, prepackage tours that are offered by the tourism industry. By running around a new location I’m visiting, I get the opportunity to explore in ways not possible while in tow by a tour guide. A great example of this was my sighting of a possum in the city park while on a run. Never have I seen such an odd, ugly yet fascinating creature up close and very impromptu.

Perhaps a little embarrassing is the running accident that was also a part of the trip. Imagine the smirks I get when I explain that the recent breaking of two fingers was the result of running. Who would have known that running would be a full contact sport?

The incident basically involved running late in the day, the sun setting so that I lost daylight and my ability to see clearly. Faced with running back to my hotel on sidewalks that still struggle with the devastation of hurricane Katrina as well as issues with basic poverty of some New Orleans neighbourhoods, I foolishly choose to keep running. I should confess that I’ve been in this situation several times in Vancouver as well, several resulted in falling accidents as well. The New Orleans incident being exceptional due to the injury that resulted.

At the end of the run, stumbling along as usual due to fatigue, my left foot managed to find a crack in the sidewalk that caused me to stumble. In an effort to break my fall I reached out with my right hand resulting in two fingers taking the bulk of my landing. The initial shock of the pain that resulted was surprisingly not bad. What soon followed was moaning, stars and shooting pain up my arm. My shoulder did most of the complaining at first as it was also a point of my landing. Getting up in the darkness from the protective custody of someones decorative bush, it became clear that something was wrong with my hand. Holding it vertically with my hand in front of me seemed to help but the throbbing was intense. More concern at the time was the bleeding coming out various scratches over my hand, arm and knees.

Running injoury, broken fingers

A few hours after my fall, the swelling of the two broken fingers has become clear along with the beautiful purple hue that has set in.

Based on recent past experiences of being stung on the inside of my mouth multiple times while running (details to follow in another post) I learned that resuming my run is an effective way to cope with pain. I often read about distance runners tolerance for pain but on a personal level I couldn’t relate other than a few extreme cases. I’m realizing now that many of my longer runs do involve a certain amount of discomfort that I’ve not associated with pain until now with some reflection. Odd how so much pleasure can come out of pain and pushing past it at a mental level. Perhaps I’m more masochistic than I realized?

Due to being in the United States and fearing the medical costs of visiting a local emergency room, I failed to see a doctor about my injured hand. Returning to Canada a week later result in further procrastination as the level of pain was quickly subsiding. The end result, four months later, is continued tenderness, a significant loss of range of motion (about 50%) and one finger that clearly zigs when it should be zagging.

Why I didn’t go to see a doctor is clearly an example of procrastination and complacency, perhaps even a little embarrassment. I suspect I’ll pay for my silliness when I’m an old man and arthritis sets in. Until then, I’ll just have to continue my work on tolerance for pain lake any self respecting distance runner.